Back in the day, times were simple. There were houses. There were parties.
But now… those days are here again.
Welcome to The Regular House Party
What to Expect
A party
Three houses in a trench coat
Food
Drinks
Music
Dancing
Shenanigans?
Who Should Attend
Are you sick and tired of Austinitis?
Symptoms include:
Pretentious networking events?
Gurus who won’t shut up about ayahuasca?
Wearing name tags and doing breakout groups?
Getting pitched on an AI dashboard for “actionable insights” by startup bros?
Past-life trauma life coaches?
Are you any or all of the following?
A connoisseur of regular house parties.
A person with ears that enjoy good music.
A dancing dabbler (square, line, and other shapes are welcome.)
A taster of tasteful treats.
A sampler of sippable swigs.
A lifelong fan of shenanigans?
Then maybe it’s time to try The Regular House Party.
Ask your doctor (Dre, Feelgood, Pepper, Seuss, Phil, etc.) if The Regular House Party is right for you.
Side effects may include:
Having a great time
Making friends
Making memories
Losing memories
Laughing at jokes
Other side effects may occur. Do not use The Regular House Party while driving, diving, or paragliding. The Regular House Party can be habit forming, which can be treated with regular doses of The Regular House Party.
House Rules
Bring your favorite food or drinks to share
No chips & salsa
No pies after the incident
Musical instruments welcome
RSVP required
+1s are welcome if they RSVP
Guests of guests cannot bring guests
No pitching, selling, or otherwise making people uncomfortable. Be cool, have fun.
